#BikerJokes - Happily Married
A biker wakes up on his sofa with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes; his head is pounding, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and fresh. He looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect spotless order.
He takes the aspirins, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes into the kitchen. and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also at the table eating.
"Son... what happened last night?" he asks.
His son says, "Well, you came in just after 3 am, drunk and delirious, broke the table in the hall, puked in front of the bathroom door, tripped over the coffee table, and landed dead asleep on the living room floor."
Confused, the biker asks his son, "So why is everything in such tip-top shape, and breakfast waiting on the table for me?"
"Oh that," his son replies, "Mom dragged you up onto the sofa from the floor, and when she tried to pull your pants off, you said, "GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF ME LADY! I'M MARRIED"